Dante on ramen in Japan

So Electronic Arts, the guys porting over Dante's Inferno overseas to Japan has this wonderful plan.  I can see it how it all happened…

Executive A: "Hey guys, we need some kind of promotion gimmick to sell our game to Japan!"

Executive B: "Whoa, yeah, good idea dood!"

Executive A: "What kind of things do you think about when you think Japan?"

Executive C: "Pokemon?"

Executive A: "We can't use that!  Idiot!  We need something that ain't copyrighted!"

Executive B: "How about a bar with drinks and food themed after it?"

Executive A: "Hell no, Squenix already stole that idea!  We need something new and Japanesey!"

Executive D: "Hey doods, is it lunchtime yet?  I'm itchin' for some ramen yo!"

Executive A: "Smith, that's BRILLIANT!!!1"

With their genius plan laid out before them, EA traveled to the land of the rising sun with one goal in mind: ramen.  And guess who the lucky recipient was?  A Mongolian restaurant called Tanmen Nakamoto.

Why this particular ramen store?  Well dear friends, the answer is because this particular store's ramen special reminded EA of the seven layers of hell.  That's why.

What say you, Dante?

Thanks Dante.  Nice tan you got there by the way!

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